Imagination Prompts: Brainstorm 10 Titles to Your Autobiography

My dear old friend Imagination Prompts provided me with a great prompt for today's post: Brainstorm 10 Titles to Your Autobiography. So here you go:

1. My Life: It's all about Glitter and Sequins
2. Jazz Hands: A Cheerful Life Lived
3. I Hit My Nose and I Didn't Cry Forever: How to Suck it Up and Live Life to the Fullest
4. Get Out of My Way, Fabulousness Coming Through
5. Hi, My Name is Lindsay and I'm a Crazy Crazbo
6. You're Not The Boss of Me
7. I Do What I Want
8. I'm NOT Bossy, I'm Just Strongly Opinionated
9. Dancing Queen: Living Out My Own Personal Xanadu
10. No Really, I Don't Care What You Think
    

My mom and Dale came up with some other good ones, but most of them were serious. I was leaning more towards the silly. Maybe someday I'll come up with some serious ones, but for today, just goofy.

I noticed two themes that emerged from my autobiographies. One, clearly my life in my head is way more exciting than it actually is. Two, I obviously do not have an inferiority complex. Maybe a superiority complex. What can I say, my life is splendid and I love it. Don't hate.